Less psycho than your ex, our compression pants feature a colorful print with deep purples and light oranges that highlight your best features. Whatever the occasion, our meggings are the perfect companion - but especially if you’re on an acid trip at Burning Man.
Why bulls love our meggings:
Soft crotch cup conceals your VPL (visible penis line); brave souls can take it off to bare it all
Inner drawstring keeps your leggings snug; higher back rise avoids any "crack-ccidents"
Open pocket for your phone, zipper pocket for your valuables
Shirt loop at the back to carry your shirt or towel
Complete the look with aface maskthat matches your meggings!
MTDR – Meggings for Training, Diversity, Recreation
* If you own leggings/tights from other mainstream brands, we suggest you stick to the same size! (The size chart above is never 100% because you may be in between sizes depending on your body shape)
We offer FREE shipping on all orders regardless of the purchase price. All orders placed before 1pm EST will be shipped the same day. Shipping duration (business days) will depend on the shipping method you choose:
USPS - No Insurance: 5-7 days (FREE)
USPS Expedited + Insurance: 3-4 days ($2.50)
Fedex + Insurance: 2-day guaranteed ($6.90)
*We strongly encourage you to pick an option that includes insurance to prevent any hiccups with your order. Lost/missing packages that don't include an insurance will require you to submit your claim directly to USPS to resolve this issue.
We subsidize a large chunk of the shipping cost and charge a minimal rate depending on the total order quantity/weight. The shipping duration will be determined based on your country and communicated at checkout. Just select your country to get an estimate on duration and cost. Since we don't have any control over customs clearance, delivery times may vary at times.
Duties & taxes: You will have the option to pay for customs charges at checkout so there won't be any hidden fees and we'll be responsible from delivering the package to you without any additional cost. Most countries don't have duties for a single pair of meggings so you will only need to pay for the customs taxes. Depending on your country, you may be subject to high duties when you order 2 or 3 pairs. In this case, we suggest you split the order into 2 and purchase them separately to avoid duties. It's a good workaround that's useful for many countries.
*We strongly encourage you to pick the "express" shipping, which includes insurance to prevent any hiccups with your order. We can't take responsibility for lost/missing packages that don't include an insurance at checkout.
Doesn't fit right? No problem! If you'd like to exchange an item with a different size, we will send you a prepaid shipping label for free for all USA orders. International customers will need to cover shipping costs both ways for exchanges. Your item must be unused and in the same condition that you received it.
We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase so we accept returns and exchanges for 30 days upon purchase. To be eligible for a full refund, your item must be unused (other than trying it on quickly for size) and in the same condition that you received it. Once your return is received, your refund will be applied to your credit card within a few days. To start the return/exchange process, email email@example.com and we'll help you right away.
Return packages must be shipped prepaid by the customer with a tracking number. We can't take responsibility for lost packages sent without a tracking number. In the case of a return after requesting an exchange, you will be charged for the additional shipping costs incurred.
Please send your shipment to:
Galaxy Global Logistics - Matador Meggings 1578 Sussex Tpke, Building #3 Randolph, NJ, 07869